But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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