piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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