Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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