How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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