Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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