am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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