No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize