What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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