i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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