I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
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I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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