she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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