Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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