It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
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