absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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