The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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