Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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