That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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