Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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