Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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