I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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