bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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