So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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