I got chris browned last night
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
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Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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