one two three fourrrrnication!
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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