Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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