I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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