Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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