Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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