just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
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it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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