I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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