I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
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idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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