Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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