Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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