dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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