I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
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just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
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Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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