you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
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We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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