He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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