We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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