Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I queefed so loud it echoed.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
This baby is an asshole
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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