its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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