Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i think my tv is drunk
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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