More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
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We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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