dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
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In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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