bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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