i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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