TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
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Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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