so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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