I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
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Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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