Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
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I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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