Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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